![]() ![]() He has every rivet in it, don't you, Thomas? Just start from the outside and work your way in. Rose and I differ somewhat in our opinion of fine art. He was kind enough to show me some of us work today. He was of some assistance to my fiancée last night. Dawson is joining us from the Third Class. Change planes in Dallas, you're a Texan.Tell us of the accomodations in steerage, Mr. HANK: I don't remember seeing any Montana flag at the Alamo. PEGGY: Hank, informed sources tell me that you were dead in the water, and then you came back to life. IRWIN: Get your hands off me, you gutter-slut. HANK: Dad, you can't kill Castro! You aren't even supposed to drive at night!ĬOTTON: Fine, you sissy girls, I'll row to Cuba myself! Hell, I'll swim to Cuba with this wrench between my teeth! Then I'll pose as a beautiful female plumber, and when the toilet clogs at the Presidential palace, I'll. Rained for seventeen days at Guadalcanal, I didn't hear you complain then. HANK (in Davy Crockett's clothes): Why am I wearing the hat?ĬOTTON: Aw, suck it up, Stinky. HANK (drunk): I'd like to tell Buck Strickland to kiss off.ĬOTTON: For a New Yorker, you ain't got much street smarts.ĬOTTON: The point of tonight is to kill Castro and bring back his chin-pelt. HANK: It's your fault I was born in New York and I can't drive my truck and I tried a bagel and actually liked it. For this job, we'll be using the half that's Cuban. As you know, he's half-Mexican, half-Cuban. And at midnight, we rendezvous in Mexico with one Jorge Lopez. Now they're gonna have to carry you off on a seventh-inning stretcher!ĬOTTON: Woman with fetus, coming through!ĬOTTON. (beat) Oh, hell, I know it's him.ĬOTTON: Well, Fidel, you should've stayed in Washington on your unofficial visit. HANK: What? Then one of you is not telling the truth. TILLY: Wait, Cotton's trying to pin this on me? It was his idea to go to New York. You just need what Mom likes to call "closure." I think my truck might be too much vehicle for me.īOBBY: Come on, Dad, you'll be okay. HANK: I can't even drive like a Texan anymore, Peggy. ![]() Or should I say "yada yada yada?" Hank, should I?īILL: Boy, you New Yorkers really are rude. And they are New York as all get-out.ĭALE: Yep. ![]() PEGGY: Well, Sodom is in there, Hank, and Gomorrah. "Red and yellow, black and white, we are all precious in His sight." PEGGY: Maybe you should have opened your eyes and then your Bible, Hank. Maybe it was my fault for loving your mother too much. HANK: I was born in New York City, of your seed.ĬOTTON: Oh, Hank, I always knew the day would come when I'd have to tell you the whole sad story. Could've got me a matching pair of Chinese babies for ten. you wasn't! You was adopted! Worst fi'ty bucks I ever spent. HANK: How come you didn't tell me I was born in New York?ĬOTTON: What?! Uh. I wonder if I would have called him "Dad" or "Coach?" Oh, who am I kidding? It would have been "Sir." I do have his strong chin and love of the flex defense. HANK: Well, if I was adopted, that means my parents could be anybody. HANK: "Hank." How do I even know that's my real name? My real parents might have called me "Henry." Or "Chris." God, Peggy, what if I'm a Chris? Otherwise you'd have a bunch of Oklahomans trying to get Native Texan license plates.ĬOTTON: Is that a kiwi in there? You know how I feel about hairy fruits! HANK: I'm pretty sure the license people are gonna need to see a birth certificate. The King of the Hill Quotes Page: "Yankee Hankee"Ĭlick here to return to the Main Quotes Page ![]()
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